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1. HOT Smileys
2. Smileys/Emoticons
3. Titcons
4. Asscons

1. HOT Smileys:

   ;-)       A well-known smiley: Guy giving a wink
   8~]       Guy with glasses
   :-x       Guy giving a kiss
   @:I       Fat guy wearing a Tulband
   C=:-)     The Big Chef
   !-(       Awtsh, That black eye hurts!
   #:-)      Guy who needs to go a hairdresser
   3:-)      Guy who just came back from the hairdresser with curly hair
   :-#)#     My dad with moustache and beard
   {:-)      Guy wearing a hairpiece
   =):-)=    Abraham Lincoln  
   E:-)      DJ 
   +<|:-)    Pope
   :-?       Grandfather smoking a pipe 
   (-::-)    Siamese twin       
   B:-)      Macho with sunglasses on his head
   [:-)      Kid wearing a walkman
   
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     Smiley             Meaning
     ------             -------

     =):-)=             Abraham Lincoln  
     :-[]               Agape 
     :-[ ]              Agape 
     :-o                Amazed  
     O:-)               Angel  
     (:-@               Angry  
     (:-&               Angry  
     :-||               Angry  
     ~:-(               Angry  
     :-|                Apathetic  
     |)                 Asleep 
     |I                 Asleep 
     |-I                Asleep 
     (-:                Australian  
     (:-)               Bald 
     :~-(               Bawling  
     :-}                Beard (Wearing a_) 
     :-)}               Beard (Wearing a_) 
     :-)-8              Big Girl 
     :-X                Big Kiss  
     (:+)               Big Nose  
     :B)                Big Nose  
     :->                Big Smile 
     :-D                Big Smile 
     !-(                Black Eye 
     I:-)               Blockhead 
     :-#                Braces (Wearing_) 
     %-6                Braindead 
     ):-(               Bull-Headed  
     }:-(               Bull-Headed  
     :-c                Bummed out 
     C=:-)              Chef 
     :-))               Chin (Double_) 
     <|-)               Chinese 
     :-X                Closed Mouth  
     {}                 Comment (No_) 
     :-|                Comment (No_) 
     !                  Comment (Want to Make a_) 
     :-8(               Condescending 
     <:-)               Conehead 
     %-)                Confused  
     %-(                Confused  
     #:-)               Crewcut Hair 
     :-t                Crossed 
     %-)                Cross-Eyed  
     ;(                 Crying  
     ;-(                Crying  
     :`-(               Crying  
     & .(..             Crying  
     :`-)               Crying (Happy) 
     3:-)               Curly Hair 
     :-@                Cursing  
     O-)                Cyclop 
     8-#                Death 
     >:-)               Devil  
     ]:-)               Devil  
     ]:->               Devil  
     >:->               Devil  
     :-e                Disappointed 
     :-))               Double Chin 
     :-)~               Drooling  
     :*)                Drunk  
     %*}                Drunk  
     <:-I               Dunce 
     (:I                Egghead 
     *:-)               Electric Hair 
     !-(                Eye (Black_) 
     :-T                Face (Straight_) 
     [:-)               Flattop Hair 
     :-w                Forked Tongue  
     :-(                Frowning  
     :-w                Forked Tongue  
     (:-(               Frowning  
     :-#)#              Full Beard
     :-)-8              Girl (Big_) 
     8:-)               Girl (Little_) 
     B-)                Glasses (Wearing Horn-Rimmed_) 
     ::-)               Glasses (Wearing Normal_) 
     8-)                Glasses (Wearing Sun_) 
     :-|                Grim
     :-}                Grin  
     %-)                Groggy  
     #:-)               Hair (Crewcut_) 
     3:-)               Hair (Curly_) 
     *:-)               Hair (Electric_) 
     [:-)               Hair (Flattop_) 
     =:-)               Hair (Long_) 
     ?:-)               Hair (Wavy_) 
     {:-)               Hairpiece (Wearing a_) 
     :-)                Happy  
     (:-...             Heart-Breaking 
     [x]                Hugs to x 
     (:-$               Ill  
     :-S                Incoherent Statement 
     :-I                Indifferent  
     :-*                Kiss  
     :-x                Kiss  
     :-X                Kiss (Big_) 
     :-D                Laughing  
     |-)                Laughing  
     |-D                Laughing  
     (-:                Left-Handed 
     :-9                Licking the Lips 
     =):-)=             Lincoln (Abraham_)  
     :-9                Lips (Licking the_) 
     :-#                Lips (Sealed_) 
     :-{}               Lipstick (Wearing_) 
     8:-)               Little Girl 
     =:-)               Long Hair 
     >:-<               Mad 
     :-{                Moustache (Wearing a_) 
     :-{)               Moustache (Wearing a_) 
     :-|)               Moustache (Wearing a_) 
     :-X                Mouth (Closed_) 
     :-O                Mouth (Open_) 
     :-:                Mutant 
     8-|                Mysterious 
     {}                 No Comment 
     :-|                No Comment 
     (:+)               Nose (Big_) 
     :B)                Nose (Big_) 
     :-(                Not Happy 
     :-x                Nothing (Saying_) 
     :-Q                Not Inhaling! 
     :-o                Oh, no!  
     .-)                One-Eyed 
     ,-)                One-Eyed (Winking) 
     :-*                Oops 
     :-O                Open Mouth  
     E-:-)              Operator (Radio_) 
     :-)))              Overweight 
     :-?                Pipe (Smoking a_) 
     +-(:-)             Pope  
     +<|:-)             Pope  
     :-{                Pouting  
     :-?                Pouting  
     +-:-)              Priest  
     +:-)               Priest  
     -:-)               Punk Rocker (Happy) 
     -:-(               Punk Rocker (Real) 
     :-I                Puzzled 
     ?                  Question (Want to Ask a_) 
     E-:-)              Radio Operator 
     |:-|               Rigid 
     [:]                Robot 
     ---<--{(@          Rose 
     :-(                Sad  
     :-]                Sarcastic  
     :-[                Sarcastic  
     :->                Sarcastic  
     :-x                Saying Nothing  
     :-@                Screaming 
     :-#                Sealed Lips  
     (-_-)              Secret Smile  
     :-o                Shocked 
     8-o                Shocked  
     :-@                Shouting  
     (-::-)             Siamese Twins  
     (-:|:-)            Siamese Twins  
     :-/                Skeptical 
     :->                Smile (Big_) 
     :-D                Smile (Big_) 
     (-_- )             Smile (Secret_) 
     :)                 Smiling  
     :-)                Smiling  
     :-,                Smirking  
     :-,,               Smirking  
     :-]                Smirking  
     :-i                Smoking  
     :-Q                Smoking  
     :-?                Smoking a Pipe  
     |-O                Snoring 
     :-v                Speaking  
     [:-]               Square Head  
     :-T                Straight Face 
     :-p                Striking Out Tongue  
     B:-)               Sunglasses on Head 
     8-)                Sunglasses (Wearing_) 
     :-o                Surprised 
     8-)                Swimmer 
     & -|               Tearful  
     :-&                Tied Tongue  
     :-w                Tongue (Forked_) 
     :-p                Tongue (Striking Out_) 
     :-&                Tongue (Tied_) 
     @:I                Turban (Wearing a_) 
     (-::-)             Twins (Siamese_) 
     (-:|:-)            Twins (Siamese_) 
     :-\                Undecided 
     =):-)              Uncle Sam  
     :-c                Unhappy  
     :-(                Unhappy  
     :-[                Vampire
     [:-)               Walkman (Wearing a_) 
     ?                  Want to Ask a Question  
     !                  Want to Make a Comment  
     ?:-)               Wavy Hair 
     :-}                Wearing a Beard 
     :-)}               Wearing a Beard 
     {:-)               Wearing a Hairpiece  
     :-{                Wearing a Moustache
     :-{)               Wearing a Moustache 
     :-|)               Wearing a Moustache 
     @:I                Wearing a Turban 
     [:-)               Wearing a Walkman  
     {:-)               Wearing a Wig  
     :-#                Wearing Braces  
     B-)                Wearing Horn-Rimmed Glasses 
     :-{}               Wearing Lipstick 
     ::-)               Wearing Normal Glasses 
     8-)                Wearing Sunglasses
     8-)                Wide-Eyed  
     {:-)               Wig (Wearing a_)  
     '-)                Winking  
     ;-)                Winking  
     ,-)                Winking 
     8:-)               Wizard  
     -=:-)\             Wizard  
     :-O                Worried 
     :-o                Wow!  
     |-O                Yawning 
     :O                 Yelling  
     :-O                Yelling  
     :-(O)              Yelling  
     $-)                Yuppie  

3. Titcons:

     Titcon             Meaning
     ------             -------
     (o)(o)             perfect ones
     (+)(+)             fake silicone
     (*)(*)             high nips
     (@)(@)             big nips
     (.)(.)             tiny nips
      o o               'A' Cups
     {O}{O}             'D' Cups
     (oYo)              wonder bra
     ( ^ )( ^ )         cold ones
     (o)(0)             lopsided
     (Q)(Q)             pierced
     (p)(p)             hanging tassle
     \o/\o/             grandma's 

     Asscon             Meaning
     ------             -------

     (_!_)              regular ass
     (__!__)            fat ass
     (!)                tight ass
     (_^_)              bubble ass
     (_*_)              sore ass
     {_!_}              swishy ass
     (_x_)              kiss my ass
     (_X_)              leave my ass alone
     (_zzz_)            tired ass
     (_o^o_)            wise ass
     (_E=mc²_)          very smart ass
     (_?_)              dumb ass